says the old lady. "Then you shall serve six days in jail." Decrees the judge. "Do you have anything to add?" "Ah, your honor?" Her husband suddenly raises his hand. "She stole a can of peas too." crime old man marriage joke old lady judge trial theft shoplift jail peas ...
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二)It was just a harmless joke. Old Lady Hayes 1 it.She used to scream at us for " borrowing" a few of her preciousraspberries(木莓),like we were _2 gold.George practiced 3 the box out of reach by the string.I couldnt wait to see it fly away when she tried to pick it up.I...
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Passage 2It was just a harmless Valentine's Day joke. Old Lady Hayes A it. She used to scream at us for "borrowing" a few of her precious raspberries (木莓), like we were Bgold.George practiced Cthe box out of reach by the string. I couldn't wait to see it fly away when she...
call 叫做。根据句意 It was just a harmless Valentine's Day joke. 可知这是一个情人节小玩笑,海耶斯老太太值得拥有。故选:A。B 解析:考查动词辨析。A. find 找到,B. steal 偷,C. buy 买,D. qive 给。根据句意 She used to scream at us for "borrowing" a few of her precious raspberries (...
It was just a harmless Valentine's Day joke. Old LadyHayes 1 it. She used to scream at us for “borrowing" afew of her precious raspberries (木莓), like we were _2gold.George practiced_3 the box out of reach by thestring. I couldn't wait to see it fly away when she tried to...
根据下文She used to scream at us for “borrowing” a few of her precious raspberries(木莓)可知,Lady Hayes常常因为孩子们偷了她的木莓而冲着孩子们尖叫,由此推知,孩子们不喜欢她,想要在情人节那天开她的玩笑,认为那是她应得的。故选A。 (2)题详解: 本题考查语境判断之其他线索。句意:她过去常常因为...