153 Grandma Jokes Even Your Granny Would Find Lovely Larysa Perih, Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė and Beverly Noronha 24 0 Share ADVERTISEMENT Grandmas are completely out of this world. They are the most caring people who love you, spoil you, share their badass granny stories, and...
Granny's Day on the Highway Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous...
Now, I don't know if that's actually true or just one of Granny's myths. I joined the Boy Scouts fully expecting to fix car and truck horns... I thought the motto was "Beep repaired". Overheard at the ER: "How's the boy who swallowed the coins?" "No change yet." A man ...
Granny's Day on the Highway Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous...
My granny started cycling at 97 years old.She has been doing ten miles per day – and now we don’t know where the heck she is! “Where’s your bicycle Vicar”I said, (because it was the first time I had seen him walking in 10 years!). “Don’t know, I think it might have...
“OK, Granny, go ahead,” said young Jimmy. “Well, all right, here goes.” “A girl spread her legs in the grass da da da da da da da da. Da da da da da da da da da , So he fucked her up the ass.” No Comments » ...
It's a warm summer day and an elderly gentleman and his wife are driving down the highway. They are in the midst of a heated argument; his wife has accused him of adultery. Although he is vigilantly defending his honor she is convinced that he has been cheating on her. Back and for...
“The man I marry must be a shining light amongst the company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!” With our over thefunniest jokes...
A boy asks his granny, ‘Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?’ Granny replies, screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen? Wife gets naked and asks hubby, ‘What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ Hubby looks her up and down and repl...
With that, Paddy died peacefully and Bridget thanked God that Paddy did not ask about the other three boys.One night Doolan, a proud father, hears his little son Paddy saying his prayers. "God bless Mammy, Daddy and granddad, goodbye granny." The father thinks this is very odd, but ...