Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the w
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I also enjoy asking myself questions, especially while driving. “Can you believe that idiot cut in front of me?” I’ll ask myself. After I respond with a few choice words, I commiserate with myself and respond, “You poor thing. It’s a curse to have the unsought-for gift of tu...
A. Driving the bus B. Stopping the bus. C. Holding the wheel D. Reaching the brake pedal( )41. What can we learn from the story? A. Well begun is half done B. He who laughs last laughs best C. We should think twice before acting D. We should keep calm when in trouble ...
V.完形填空主题 学校班车司机的故事核心素养 培养热爱本职工作的良好品质建议用时 6分钟 实际用时Mr. Zhang is 42 years old. There are three people in his family, his wife, his daughter and he. But Mr. Zhang says there are 31. He has a pet dog. He loves it very much and thinks it a...
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head and the big eyes and the clicking, thrusting all-swallowing jaws. But that was the location of the brain and the old man hit it. He hit it with his blood mushed hands driving a good harpoon with all his strength. He hit it without...