Jokes that take place in cars or involve driving a carSort By New You're Never Too Old to Race A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man ...
I loaded a red mahogany piano onto my little truck. I delivered the piano to the old lady. I placed the new piano in the house, advised her and the little girl to keep the chickens off it and left. I was sure that I had just thrown aw...
If you like that kind of ribald, basic, dirty jokes sensibility, there’s some wonderful stuff that was never on TV, I’m sure, because you couldn’t show it on TV. It was too much. I’d love to get some of that stuff up [on Virtual Cinema], and I’m sure we will. Unfortuna...
Jokes that take place in bars or involve drinking alcohol or people getting drunk. Sort ByNew The Old Man and the Puddle It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks. The rain was pouring as he...
Jerry Seinfeld is famous for his vast Porsche collection. And his jokes, but his collection of some of the world’s most historic and rarest P-cars, which he stores in a hollowed-out three-story brownstone in New York City, is the envy of many a car guy. That’s why it may surprise...
“Damien had a gift—he could make anyone laugh. Whether he was cracking silly jokes, pulling faces, or just being his goofy self, his infectious laugh would fill the room and spread warmth. He was the type of kid who was always up for a good time, and his laughter...
Comedy where the jokes come fast and it’s easy to miss some of them. The lines are delivered as parts of normal conversation as opposed to being exaggerated and that makes them funny. All they wanted was a quiet time at a country cottage and do some fishing. That peace doesn’t last...
“I imagine so,” said Jesse, casting his glance downward in deference. That’s when he spotted the cockroach waddling alongside the curb, thick and immutable, flaunting a gray piece of popcorn between its mandibles. A few ironic jokes and even more sighs started to form, but Jesse didn’...
Farage is now so confident of victory that he jokes about going to Ladbrokes, a betting shop, and wagering £1,000 on the outcome.Each day seems to bring new fodder for the Brexit side. The Greek financial crisis again threatens the eurozone. A boatload of Albanian migrants had to be...
Now foreign policy circles are busy adapting Welshman-and-the-sheep jokes at his expense.And as these ham-fisted attempts to tamp down debate abroad continue, there’s a chance the joking will spread to jurisdictions without the German-Swiss “insult” laws. In the U.S., for instance, ...