When you read through "funny things to say" some things will just stay with you forever and you'll find many situations in life where a simple line will turn a boring conversation around or simply save the day for someone else! Graffiti Wall Frame- Also called "THE WALL" More about The...
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 11 When the order arrives say: “That was quicker than I thought it was going to be, reminds me of my husband/boy friend.” Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 12 When they ask for your order at a drive thru say “we aren’t ready to order...
I’m serving a table and one of the guys is weird. He’s not mean but he keeps making weird requests and generally saying strange things, as well as making odd menu substitutions. I’ve already done all my side work so I’m just standing there watching this dude like a hawk deciding...
Customer:“OH, SO YOU HAD TOEXPLAINTHINGS TO ME?! LIKE I’M STUPID OR SOMETHING?! THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TELLING YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS BACK HERE!” Me:“What?” I didn’t even really get what she was talking about fully since she’d popped out of nowhere. ...
with attitude that even the sassiest girls can’t deal with. Alas, you can be a helpful voice assistant with your great ideas and helpful tools to get us through our day. Here are ten hilarious things to say or ask Siri when you’re sitting at home, bored, and have nothing to do!
On the day of the event, we laid out a buffet and loads of booze and kicked things off with “Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead”. Next was a ceremony where we gathered around the toilet door with the box of her ashes and a ladle. We’d prepared well and layered a sheet of toilet ...
This line will accomplish two things. It'll let him know that you've seen how fit he is and are a fan of his physique. Plus, it'll let him know that you're more concerned with his heart and personality than his devilish good looks. If he never realized you had a crush on him ...
2. Things That Never Cross a Man’s Mind by Kellie PicklerPin it itunes.apple.com Kellie manages to make fun of both genders in her song about the minds of men. She brings up topics that girls tend to think about, but guys never do. She jokes about cuddling, marriage, and periods....
OK, time for some festival things! Well, two festival things, plus one that’s just kinda related to festival things. First up we are headed over to the Old Red Lion Theatre for our latest tip from FreshFest 2025. This week we’re looking at ‘Please Be Careful I’m Only Little’ ...
After going through two wars, facing an economic crisis and being exposed to inheritance taxes, the castle is in a state of ruin. However, Kitto, his wife Jane, their kids and a bunch of other related people still manage to live there. Things could get a bit confusing later on – ...