Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important. ~Hermione Gingold~ As I have mentioned elsewhere on this website there is absolutely no discrepancy between lovemaking and humor. Sex is wonderful, but it's also funny. Just ...
After several minutes of fruitless searching, I gave up: Me:“We have a few books that touch on psy-ops, mostly in the context of World War II and Vietnam, nothing more recent.” Patron: *Looking at me oddly.*“I’m pretty sure SIOP was only created in the last couple decades. Wh...
180. “To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, “Well done.” And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president.”— George W. Bush Related70 Winter Solstice Quotes That Explain Some of Our Winter and Holiday ...
James asks Donna, who’s visiting him in the sheriff’s holding cells, “When did you start smokin’?” when she lights up a cigarette. Donna replies, “I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension.” James asks, “When did you get so tense?” to which Donna replies,...
The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.Funny visit to the dentist ‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with...
and hilarious sayings are the perfect pick-me-up after a long day of work or remedy for boredom. In fact, they may be just the trick to ward off your Sunday scaries! Once you enjoy these clever quotes and quips from comedic legends, feel free to share them with your friends and famil...
Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride’s broom, the other the groom’s broom. The bride’s broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom’s broom...
Fun Stuff to do:Assign a family member to share 2 great short jokes with the rest of the family every night of the week after supper! Time to forget about the rest of the world, forget about troubles and daily stresses - time to switch off completely, take in what you hear, see the...
Funny Spanish Sayings 25.Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda Literal translation:Even if the female monkey dresses in silk, she will remain a female monkey English equivalent:You can’t put lipstick on a pig This phrase points out that you can’t hide who you are. No matter...
Find it, insist on it, dig into it, go after it. Advertisement - Continue Reading Below gh 9 Jim Carrey I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you ...