After having been feeling 1.He noticed that the saucer was 2.(depress) for over a month, he went to see a antique and very valuable, so he walked 3.doctor. While waiting in the doctor's surgery, he(casual) into the store and innocently offered to buy noticed a 2.(bleed) man ...
In 2020, I worked at an assisted living facility and post-surgery rehabilitation center. When the global health crisis struck, our facility began accepting all the patients who had tested positive from the neighboring hospital. Each day was non-stop chaos, risk, and immense stress. We worked t...
My cat thankfully recovered after a round of antibiotics and medicated eyedrops, with only a scarred eye to show for it. But what gets me is that this man saw a vet trying to escort a woman trying not to cry into a private room and thought to himself, “Now is the perfect time to...
after he had been feeling depressed for over a month, he decided to go to the doctor. He had to wait for what seemed like ages in the doctor’s surgery. The bleeding man next to him was looking at his
I don’t even get annoyed at all the gratitude challenges going on via social media right now. I kinda like them. I like that Jane* is thankful that her knee surgery went well. I like that Robert** is thankful for Starbucks pumpkin lattes on a cold morning. I don’t mind that Anna...
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It reads: ‘A man buys a slave, who dies soon after. When he complains, the slave seller replies, “Well, he didn’t die when I owned him”.’ So humor is a static concept, changing due to circumstance and audience. Or maybe its due to a maturing appreciation for humor. Ultimately...
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.”— Dennis Miller “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”– Douglas Adams "The world is divided into...
When I got to the hospital mom’s eyes were half-open but she wasn’t seeing anything. Her breathing was shallow. At first when I held her hand and talked to her she would respond by slightly curling her fingers around mine but after a while that stopped too. People can hear long aft...
Open at Shinnecock Hills earlier in the year, and still newly off wrist surgery in 2017 but not showing any cracks in his foundation. Brooks was nowhere to be seen on Page 1 of the leaderboard after Day 1 with a 69 but his -7 (63) in Round 2 vaulted him into 3rd place. A 66 ...