~Butch Hancock~ Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants. ~Unknown~ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Unknown~ Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen~ The Second Best Funny Sex...
Most of these videos have made me laugh even after rough days. sometimes I also read the comments of people and some say the same thing like thank you I was going through something and your videos have helped me through difficult times. So I thought hey it would be nice to create funny...
Everyone around them could be rolling on the floor after hearing a great joke and they would sit there without the s lightest smile on their face. They don't get the joke that makes others laugh. I am busting a gut while they just sit there, looking at me as if I were from outer ...
after he had been feeling depressed for over a month, he decided to go to the doctor. He had to wait for what seemed like ages in the doctor’s surgery. The bleeding man next to him was looking at his
Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
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The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.Funny visit to the dentist ‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with...
I remember thinking after that procedure, “Well, gee, I hope my next surgery is more thrilling.” Maybe I’d be lucky and get my hand chopped off in a lumber mill accident and have to get a cadaver hand sewn on. (I don’t work in a lumber mill, but a boy can dream...
Dan arrives at the private hospital in Mérida, Yucatán, Mexico, and is rushed in quickly for surgery after his appalling car crash. The operation goes well and, as Dan regains consciousness, he is reassured by a nun, Sister Mary, who is waiting by his bed. Now, Dan, you’re going ...
the fastest-growing surname in Britain is Zhang, which has grown from 123 in 1996 to 5,804 in 2008. It is closely followed by four other Chinese names: Wang, Yang, Huang, and Lin; only after that do a couple of African names get ...