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Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
Amusing Funny Quotes to Make Light of Life’s Hard Times 36. “My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.’”– Betty White 37. “When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”– Richard...
Dan arrives at the private hospital in Mérida, Yucatán, Mexico, and is rushed in quickly for surgery after his appalling car crash. The operation goes well and, as Dan regains consciousness, he is reassured by a nun, Sister Mary, who is waiting by his bed. Now, Dan, you’re going ...
Whatever aspect of your work has you feeling down, the best way to lighten up is by reading some funny quotes about work that'll get you giggling.
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Also, in Italy, we have discovered a couple was banned from naming their son Friday, Venerdi because the name could expose him to ridicule. Named after the manservant of Daniel Defoe’s famous novel ‘Robinson Crusoe’, the court ordered the boy’s name be changed to Gregorio, named after...
Me:“Well, let’s not worry about it until after I’ve tried my magnet.” The next morning, we headed down to the dock with all of our stuff including my chair, Mom’s spare chair, and my magnet. She forgot something up at the campsite, so while she headed back to retrieve it,...
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster, but it just made it more sluggish. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. ...
The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.Funny visit to the dentist ‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with...