35. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”– Katharine Hepburn Also read:Short Quotes,Sarcastic Quotes Amusing Funny Quotes to Make Light of Life’s Hard Times 36. “My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.’”–Betty Whit...
96.“After what I did yesterday, you feel quite embarrassed … It was a very weird, surreal feeling this morning,”– Ernie Els This was the day after Ernie Els six-putted the first green at The Masters. Even the best in the world can do things amateurs assumed was impossible. 97.“F...
If you bump your funny bone, chances are, you won't even need an ice pack. The nerve pain usually disappears almost immediately after thebump. Since your funny bone is not actually a bone, you can't break it. However, there is a more serious funny bone injury from which it may take...
Nevertheless, according to a CIA pharmacologist, "it is possible that such a drug could be gotten into the general circulation of subject without surgery, hypodermic or feeding." He suggested a method known as iontophoresis, which involves using an electric current to transfer the ions of a ...
In the days before cell phones and texting, I have my mom call into work for me after my mouth surgery is taking longer to heal than I thought. When I get back to work: Boss:“It drives me crazy when y’all have your parents call in for you. You’re grown-a** adults!” ...
and my worry about him after his surgery gave me such chronic insomnia that I couldn’t function for over a month, and then the city shut down for another month right after due to a massive blizzard. I was out of school for a total of two months, and my teachers were cool about it...
Well, no. I simply like the idea that we are pulling the best ideas out of our collective hat and putting them to use so mankind is improving generation after generation, if not day after day. I (almost desperately) want that to be true. I know it’s mushy, unfounded, and even ...
Fun Stuff to do:Assign a family member to share 2 great short jokes with the rest of the family every night of the week after supper! Time to forget about the rest of the world, forget about troubles and daily stresses - switch off completely, take in what you hear, see the truly f...
Stepping into a gym for the first time, or returning after a break, is like opening a new chapter in... 10 Most Compelling Reasons to Consider Plastic Surgery Facts Plastic surgery, once a luxury reserved for the elite, has evolved into a widely accessible option for many. It’s not....
17 Funny motivational quotes Funny motivational quotes ·“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”— Mark Twain “I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.” “Early to bed, and early to rise proves that. The person has no interne...