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“My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.”— Maria Bamford “The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is...
35. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”– Katharine Hepburn Also read:Short Quotes,Sarcastic Quotes Amusing Funny Quotes to Make Light of Life’s Hard Times 36. “My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.’”–Betty Whit...
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Dan arrives at the private hospital in Mérida, Yucatán, Mexico, and is rushed in quickly for surgery after his appalling car crash. The operation goes well and, as Dan regains consciousness, he is reassured by a nun, Sister Mary, who is waiting by his bed. Now, Dan, you’re going ...
I replied after a moment of silence. Me:“I’m twenty-four.” The counselor put her hand on her face and started laughing with a look of disbelief. Me:“I’ve done my time; I’m not going back.” Counselor:*Still laughing*“I get it. I’m still doing mine. Some of these kids...
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Named after the manservant of Daniel Defoe’s famous novel ‘Robinson Crusoe’, the court ordered the boy’s name be changed to Gregorio, named after the Saint’s Day on which he was born. Meanwhile, a judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so she could change her ...
The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.Funny visit to the dentist ‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with...
When a cop and his canine are injured, they undergo surgery but the only way to save them is to create Dog Man! This part-canine, part-human creation feels the push and pull of his instincts from both his natures. Pilkey has said many times that he writes books that fulfill kids' ne...