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Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
I suspect I will soon give up on Google as well.” My wife and I were happy for 25 years. Later we met and then married. Short benches They say that if cats could answer your phone messages, they probably wouldn’t. Behind every man whom all women covet, one has had enough of hi...
I made the decision to have hip replacement surgery in 2018, and shortly after this, my body remembered easy movement, painlessness. I fell back in love with trails, back in love with distance. I took those first steps, and I vowed never to take movement and painlessness for granted, to...
Here were a few of the messages (I snapped pictures of them, so I'd get this right): Dad, remember that you're not losing hair; you're just gaining a bigger forehead. Dad, you might be losing your hair, but you're acquiring a great hat collection! Happy Father's Day, Dad!
Nevertheless, according to a CIA pharmacologist, "it is possible that such a drug could be gotten into the general circulation of subject without surgery, hypodermic or feeding." He suggested a method known as iontophoresis, which involves using an electric current to transfer the ions of a ...
Me:“Well, let’s not worry about it until after I’ve tried my magnet.” The next morning, we headed down to the dock with all of our stuff including my chair, Mom’s spare chair, and my magnet. She forgot something up at the campsite, so while she headed back to retrieve it,...
Guy:“Hello. Excuse me for bothering you, but I’m raising a fund for two friends of mine. They had a motorcycle accident and both of them are near death. My other friends and I are trying to get enough money to pay for the surgery they need. Can you spare any?” ...