Certainly sex should put a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly, because like life itself, sex should not be taken too seriously. Good sex is just that because, among other things, it's fun and games. If it isn't, it may soon cease to be good sex. What people say about...
Whatever aspect of your work has you feeling down, the best way to lighten up is by reading some funny quotes about work that'll get you giggling.
Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster, but it just made it more sluggish. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. ...
The surgery went well though and as long as Niles didn’t move much he was okay as long as he got Oxy every four hours.I was a little freaked out about Oxy… I mean, I saw DOPESICK…) Niles was feeling good about it though. He even joked about what he called his Elephantiasis due...
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77.“Well, we knocked the bastard off!”– Sir Edmund Hillary 78.“I think he broke his face in the first play of the game, and then he got surgery at half-time and came back to finish the game and they won.”— Marshawn Lynch ...
Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing: http://www.useful-information.info/quotations/life-quotes.html , I do not believe in an afterlife , forming such opinions Jeremy / October 29, 2005 2:20 PM Croosken Snooben Lap your mother / October 29, 2005 2:21 PM sloppy ...
I can’t remember what happened to the album. I probably pitched it soon after I bought it because I was afraid one of my fellow music students would find out I listened to the Beatles. My favorite line in “Roll Over Beethoven” is “Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes” because...