简单的英语幽默笑话 11 One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby. Dur...
简短英语笑话爆笑1 Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you." "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time...
英语笑话爆笑 1 1、How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. Whats more, he only speaks a few words of English." ...
英语笑话 1 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed tothe ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览,碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴在地上。 "What are you listening for?" heasked. "你在听什么呢?"他询问道。 “为了向你表示谢意,我送你一只龙虾。”...
8. 甲老师在批改英文作文,忽然大发雷霆,“我从来没看过这么烂的英文作文!”乙老师见状问,“写的是什么啊?”甲老师:“写一个王子和公主的故事。” “不错啊!”乙说。“他竟然在开头写王子问公主,can you speak Chinese ?”公主回答:“yes ! 接下来全部都是中文!”本文...
英语小笑话 11 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day aw...
英语幽默笑话 2 The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor." The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,...
十六个英语冷笑话,看看其中有哪些英语学习的知识点可以帮助到你吧? 1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! (鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse) 2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday...
笑话来源于生活,却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心,下面为大家带来笑死人不偿命的英语笑话,快来看看吧。 笑死人不偿命的英语笑话 篇1 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911...
英语的经典小笑话 1 1.whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? 答:smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。 2.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?