幽默带翻译的英语笑话故事 我们分享一切 An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. 一对老夫妇在汉堡王餐厅吃饭,他们小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条 分成两份。 A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. 一个卡车司机非常同情他们,就...
英语故事小笑话 1 Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends. Upon his return he excl...
英语笑话故事一 Jimmy is three years old. 吉米3岁了。 One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!" 一天,他正在窗口观望,夜幕降临。他突然喊道:“妈妈,妈妈,快来关窗!” "Why? It's not cold, sonny." “为什么?
短的英语笑话故事 篇1 Where is your beard? After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. "Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a beard." "...
篇1:2分钟英语小故事笑话 John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John!” Teacher says angrily. “What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken. “Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says. ...
关于英文笑话故事5篇关于英文笑话故事篇一alieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegreatet."Mom:"Victor,youhouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor:"Mom,Imutlietobepolite"妈妈:“你要哪一只香蕉,维克多”维克多:“我要那只最大的。”妈妈:“维克多,你应该懂礼貌,要那只小的。”维克...
英语笑话故事 篇1 It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally,she made an appointment for me. 我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我,我越是耽搁不...
英语小笑话故事篇1 Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾 Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45." 我当演员取得成功后,想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是,我带...
简单的英语笑话故事一:Things Were Tougher Then There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.
好笑的英语笑话故事1 Photoofmywife我老婆的照片 Abusinessmanentersatavern(酒馆,客栈),sitsdownatthebar,andordersadoublemartiniontherocks.Afterhefinishesthedrink,hepeeksinsidehisshirtpocket,andthenordersthebartender(酒保)toprepareanotherdoublemartini.Afterhefinishesthat,heagainpeeksinsidehisshirtpocketandordersth...