幽默带翻译的英语笑话故事 我们分享一切 An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. 一对老夫妇在汉堡王餐厅吃饭,他们小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条 分成两份。 A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. 一个卡车司机非常同情他们,就...
他回来即叹道:“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了!” 英语故事小笑话 2 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him b...
英语小笑话故事篇1 Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾 Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45." 我当演员取得成功后,想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是,我带...
篇1:2分钟英语小故事笑话 John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John!” Teacher says angrily. “What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken. “Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says. “No on...
英语短篇小故事笑话(一) Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher. "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long ti...
英语小笑话故事带翻译篇1 Keep the Change One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed th...
英语小笑话故事带翻译篇1 Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar,I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for 10 or 15 cents each. ...
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇一 A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. 新公司开业了,开业典礼上,经理的一个朋友送他一个花篮。 They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,... "Rest in Peace." 经理...
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3分钟幽默英语小故事篇1 Golfing with cows A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. 一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室,两个眼睛是青的,脖子上有明显的五指印。 Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like thi...