英语小笑话【一】 1、The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 翻译:鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。 2、律师和胳膊、宝马...
爆笑英语简短笑话篇1 A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked(不及格,失败) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself." 校园里流传着这样的故事:一...
“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?” 英语笑话笑破你的肚子 7 A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon...
1、富有的邻居 Rich neighbor Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich Peter:我们的邻居非常富有 Thor: How rich was? Thor:怎么富有了 Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies Peter:他最小的一个高尔夫球场都有球童的啊~ 2、f there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said...
英语笑话大全 篇1 Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子:你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: "What does that mean?" 妻子:那是什么意思? Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." ...
最搞笑的英语笑话大全 My Sister's Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 我妹妹的...
英语笑话大全爆笑 笑话一:Doctor's Advice A man visited his doctor and complained about feeling tired all the time. The doctor asked, "Do you exercise regularly?" The man replied, "Well, I do shake my legs when I'm watching TV!" The doctor chuckled and said, "That's not exactly what...
短的英语笑话故事 篇11 I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble. One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked ...
学生英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子的笑话 多看英语笑话可以帮助我们提高英文阅读能力的哦,下面一起来看看带翻译的英语笑话,希望你喜欢。 ameimeng 1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦? 2.Dude.哥佬倌 3.Long time no see.死哪儿切 了喃?那么久没qio到你了。