“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?” 英语笑话笑破你的肚子 7 A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon...
英语笑话大全 1. What do you call… What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 2. How does a penguin build… How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 3. Why don’t skeletons fight… Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 4...
英语小笑话【一】 1、The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 翻译:鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。 2、律师和胳膊、宝马...
Crouching down to the child’s level:伴随状语,表示牧师在smiles and asks 时的一个动作。 英语笑话之二: Coins in American Currency There are 100 cents in a dollar. Coins come in the following denominations: $.01 or 1 cent (a penny,a cent, one cent), $.05 or 5 cents (a nickel, five...
英语笑话大全 篇1 Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子:你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: "What does that mean?" 妻子:那是什么意思? Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." ...
英语小笑话大全爆笑精选 1、Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman, who said...
英语笑话大全爆笑 笑话一:Doctor's Advice A man visited his doctor and complained about feeling tired all the time. The doctor asked, "Do you exercise regularly?" The man replied, "Well, I do shake my legs when I'm watching TV!" The doctor chuckled and said, "That's not exactly what...
爆笑到不行的英语笑话篇一 病人和他的大夫 A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house,doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, ...
短的英语笑话故事 篇11 I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble. One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked ...
谐音英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子 1. Why dont scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side! 3. Why dont oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish!