Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s h...
gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over. --- I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? And that, my friend, is...
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Monika Pašukonytė You’ve got to hand it to adults. They know how to make a living, pay taxes, and keep their house in order. They know how to cook, clean, and get to their appointments on time. They know how to be responsible and accountable, other than understanding the ...
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, ‘Earl, I’m 81 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’ ...
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. Your back goes out more than you do. ...
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I have found that getting older brings on a number of unexpected challenges. This week I realized my weight is because of my bulimia. I am just forgetting to purge. At my age, Happy Hour is a nap. Matt McSpadden gardener Posts: 2137 Location: Central Maine (Zone 5a) 873 I like...