Getting old isn't a lot of fun, but it sure can be funny! And if there's one thing seniors have in abundance is a good sense of humor. Sort ByNew This Old Lady Adheres to Road Signs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see...
they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red, and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman...
Getting old isn’t something that any of us relish, but there isn’t a lot that we can do about it. So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older. If you do like what you see on our site, please don’t forget to share with...
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. Your back goes out more than you do. ...
Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!" "...
Sure enough, on closer look they are! “Where did you get those from, boy? Worms are supposed to be soft and squishy, NOT hard and firm like that!”… (0) Read JokeHard as Nails Gay Why did the chicken do it? Finally, some ANSWERS!
Are you just now getting jokes your older siblings laughed at in your favorite show? If not, then get ready to have your mind blown by thislist of popculture moments and adult jokes in kid's shows that you didn't catch when you were growing up. ...
I have found that getting older brings on a number of unexpected challenges. This week I realized my weight is because of my bulimia. I am just forgetting to purge. ….give me coffee to do the things I can and bourbon to accept the things I can’t. Matt McSpadden gardener Posts:...
While on the spy plane Siddeley, Mater says, "Boy, I've gotta go to a doctor. I keep getting these sharp pains in my undercarriage." It might be funny for a kid, but any adult who experiences pain in their undercarriage knows all too well where it might be from. 492 votes Did ...
Money jokes are priceless, At least that's my two cents on it. Two coins meet,the first coin said: Hi,I'm 20 cents.The second coin said:What a coincidence,I'm 20 cents too! Funny part:COINcidence Getting Paid An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you hea...