Well done, you have found the best collection of Old People Jokes online and let’s face it, Old People Jokes are really funny. The Laughline has over 140 jokes about old people in this collection, all hand selected to be the best old people jokes that w
Long ago, people my age were considered long in the tooth; now we are long in the youth because the fast pace of life is slowing time down. If I live long enough, it may take three of the old years to equal a new one. By the time I reach 90, it may be the new 30, and I...
After age 40 not all guards are created equal. You need to become much more picky about which types of guard you’re going to play. Forget about rubber guard, spider guard, inverted guard, reverse de la Riva guard and most of the modern guards. Next you need to pick the right techniqu...
Getting old isn't a lot of fun, but it sure can be funny! And if there's one thing seniors have in abundance is a good sense of humor. Sort ByNew The Old Lady and the Bold Question A little old lady with blue hair entered a se* shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-you...
Cold towel with mint. “Does it come in other flavors?” I asked. More groans, proving once again that only Dads are amused by Dad jokes. But we thought about it for moment and realized, that could be the big cash-money phrase on “Wheel.” (One of the truly maddening things about...
Lachlan Murdoch has graduated from the butt of Australian business world’s jokes to not just America’s but global. In an official statement, Fox News said, “This settlement reflects Fox’s continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards.” CNN’s Jake Tapper found the “highest jou...
People born on Feb. 29, the extra day added to the calendar every four years to keep calendars matching up with the rotation of the sun, are the subject of fascination and constant jokes about how they only have a birthday every four years. The chances any person being born on that day...
To some I am a contrarian. To others, I am a Wanna-Be punster. Still, to others, I am the master of Dad Jokes. So, when the writing prompt for the day is something such as, “List five things you do for fun,” the still active parts of my mind have a contest to see which...
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