Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just increasing in comedic value. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes. I promise to keep them coming for many more birthdays to come! Age i
After some frantic texting to my brother (the ER doctor), my best friend (the ER mom veteran), and my parents (the jackasses who made jokes when my poor baby was bleeding from the head–not you mom, you were fine. It was dad!), we opted to let the ER doctor glue his wound clos...
My best friend jokes around that I never truly break up with someone. I mean, even though I am currently single, she has noticed my (very bad) habit of allowing the men I’ve dated in the past to stay in the present and it totally bothers her. She is married and doesn’t speak t...
As to your question, I don’t know if that’s in porn, but it sounds pretty normal to me. There is nothing particularly degrading about it–just a different way for him to climax that involves a part of your body he likes. If you feel weird about it, ask your hubby to explain mor...
Hmmmmm, no, too many lewd jokes about his name that can be tied in to Playboy Magazine body part references. I Got It! Oregon Senator Bob Packwood. Remember him? Yeah! He was accused of groping, kissing and propositoning women for sex. Geez, I’ve done that. Well, um, not pro...