Another Year Older Poet: Catherine Pulsifer Roses are red, violets are blue, Another year older, but that's nothing new. Your smile's as bright as the summer sun, Your jokes make me giggle, oh what fun! You're aging like fine wine, my dear friend, Grey hairs and wrinkles, it's a...
Reverse thinking and applying jokes are possible instruments for inventing lots of amusing and droll funny topic for persuasive speech tips and more expanded funny different from standard or daily norm hints and clues for rationalistic speeches. How to make fun every day in life. The unusual and ...
Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just increasing in comedic value. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes. I promise to keep them coming for many more birthdays to come! Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really funny one. Embrace the ...
When George gets to the stage of Vegas, it is often necessary to wake up the weary and late night gamble audience and let them continue. His first job was to get in touch and laugh at them with jokes, so people would feel good and alert. As George pointed out, "your body doesn't ...
‘friend’ behind the counter is just one of the people I work with. I’m on a first name basis with two of the guys at the hardware store and a short Asian woman who inquires about my kids as she rings up the bill for their mother’s dry cleaning. I crack jokes via txt ...
Considering how most men don’t even like jokes about the size of their penis, it genuinely surprises me that it occured to you for even a second that that post was a good idea or in any way humorous. To make it worse, I had to scroll down to see our “manhood” continue to be ...
After some frantic texting to my brother (the ER doctor), my best friend (the ER mom veteran), and my parents (the jackasses who made jokes when my poor baby was bleeding from the head–not you mom, you were fine. It was dad!), we opted to let the ER doctor glue his wound clos...
My best friend jokes around that I never truly break up with someone. I mean, even though I am currently single, she has noticed my (very bad) habit of allowing the men I’ve dated in the past to stay in the present and it totally bothers her. She is married and doesn’t speak ...
Hmmmmm, no, too many lewd jokes about his name that can be tied in to Playboy Magazine body part references. I Got It! Oregon Senator Bob Packwood. Remember him? Yeah! He was accused of groping, kissing and propositoning women for sex. Geez, I’ve done that. Well, um, not pro...