The older they get the easier they are to pick up. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage. What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the har...
Ladies, Mansplaining is short for "Man Explaining". I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. My wife asked for something with diamonds for her birthday, so I bought her a pack of cards. My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime...
My friends all get older… much faster than me. They seem much more wrinkled, from what I can see. I’ve got “character lines,” not wrinkles… for sure, But don’t call me old… just call me mature. The steps in the houses they’re building today Are so high that they take…...
A Neo-Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. Barman, he says, "A round on me, for all your patrons, but not for the old Jewish geezer right there." As everyone in the bar receives their drinks, he looks directly at...
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An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced […] Two Old Ladies Two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the garden at their old folks home when an elderly...
Jerry answered, “From my older brother.” Simon asked, “Where is he?” Jerry answered, “At home looking for his ticket!” Do you enjoy these football jokes so far? If not, you will once you read this: What a Dedicated Fan Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United...
Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!" "...
Thank you for making me your best man today,It has truly filled me with pride,Ladies and gents, please raise your glasses,To the Groom and beautiful Bride! Funny Bride Cartoons Here are amusing pictures showing how marriage jokes can make a great day funny and memorable. Hope you’ll enjoy...
They pushed the older penguins body into the hole and covered him up with the chopped ice. Then the whole colony gathered in a circle around the fallen elder and began to sing "Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow , Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow..." For unlimited return on all your investments - ...