But I know it doesn't last forever. One day, I'll be older, gray-haired, I'll be the one looking everywhere for a piece of love, and then... do you have any idea what a young man would be willing to do for a good Swiss Army knife?" jokes about men lovemaking woman man ...
" asked the wife. The guy answered, "Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married." joke about women marriage joke dinner friend Dislike Like A Woman of Good Reason A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he...
Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby. What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A liar. Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? You can drop them off anywhere. Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself int...
(25/M) I was at the bar the other night. Early. I could read my book, and drink my bourbon without distraction. I'm reading, drinking, enjoying my time. About an hour in, a very good looking older woman walks in. She sits right next to me and orders a Bulleit bourbon, light ro...
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule...
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In "To Cut a Woman's Hair," Finn is trying to snag some of Princess Bubblegum's hair. He decides that the best way to go about doing this is by romancing her with some spaghetti dinner. But during their date, Finn's language gets a bit freaky. From demanding "put your butt here!
And we're not just talking about the gay jokes and the mistreatment of trans people. In this particular instance, we're referring to the way he treats women. We all know and hate the notion of the creepy dude that doesn't accept it when a woman rejects him, thus continuing to wear ...
In "To Cut a Woman's Hair," Finn is trying to snag some of Princess Bubblegum's hair. He decides that the best way to go about doing this is by romancing her with some spaghetti dinner. But during their date, Finn's language gets a bit freaky. From demanding "put your butt here!
On Aug. 1,Lively respondedto Reynolds’ Story on her own page, “Brown is my dad’s last name. He took Lively from my mom & older siblings. Now that I think about it, Ryan Lively has a nice right to it. Your move, Reynolds.” ...