"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Emo Philips. "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't ...
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for..
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and h...
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Getting old isn’t something that any of us relish, but there isn’t a lot that we can do about it. So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older. If you do like what you see on our site, please don’t forget to share with...
I took my 9yr old daughter to the office with me for, “Take Your Kid to Work Day”. While I was showing her around the office, she starting crying and getting very upset, so I asked what was wrong. As my colleagues gathered, she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns ...
People were lined up for blocks. We argued all day about what to call a medieval soldier but it was getting late so we decided to call it a knight. I met a pilot once who said he actually wanted to be a sailor. He was in the wrong craft. The last thing my grandfather said ...
The gorilla was in heat, but they had no male to couple her with. As she was getting more violent and aggressive by the hour, they tried to contact other zoos for a male, but none were available in a short amount of time. Desperate, the zoo director calls John the janitor into his...
:-) How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.:-) Men are like bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.:-) GERMAN JOKE:Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new video? Well, it is really quite good.:-) What’s an ...