They don’t have a bad bone in their bodies. (octopus have no bones) What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus? Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving. What do you call an octopus musician? A rocktopus Where do female sea creatures keep their money? In their o...
He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time." As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted!" And believe it or not, with that Justin turned...
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If your kid loves learning about underwater creatures, they’ll get a kick out of these punny jokes! What's the smartest animal? A fish because they stay in schools! Why did the whale cross the street? To get to the other tide. ...
If you love sea creatures, then these jokes are shore to make you smile. Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish! What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated! Why did the octopus beat the shark in a race? Because he was well-armed!
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall… ...
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