It had no body to go with. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships What does an elephant do on a motorway? About two miles an hour! Why do cows were bells? Because their horns don’t work! What game do hors...
Charles Monteith did not have a Kindle he could switch to; he did not have email to catch up on. He could neither take to Twitter to opine upon the unwarranted delays on the Oxford line, nor Instagram the surrounding wheatfields. He read on.There was nothing else to do. He read on p...
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Then the people began arguing with each other about what he meant. “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?” they asked. So Jesus said again, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you cannot have eternal life within you.But...
What do the cannibals get paid with in Heart of Darkness? Heart of Darkness: In Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, Marlow describes his arduous voyage up the Congo River to retrieve Mr. Kurtz. Kurtz is an overseer of a particularly successful trading station who has fallen ill. Many of...
C. crack a joke D. shut the fuck up the correct answer is D 15 years ago this multiple choice question appeared in an issue of kickstand. Flapjack was 14 when that issue came out so he never got the memo. But now I'm working with him each and everyday trying to teach him that ...
Interestingly, Bjorn told reporters that, “the dildo looks like what the fish eat”. Um, what are they feeding fish in Norway? Or perhaps I should ask what kind of kinky fish do they breed there? Next time Bjorn, please wear some gloves, okay? The reports didn’t detail what happened...
M: Is this some kind of joke? W: Here's the laundry ticket. You can pick it up on Saturday. You have to pick it up on Saturday. M: So you want to tell me... What's the matter? W: I've paid the rent. I've paid the Con-Ed bill and the phone bill too. So... M: ...
"'God's own country' is kind of a joke, but it's also a strong identity." From left: A dessert of damson-plum parfait, buckwheat praline, and Chantilly cream at the Black Swan pub, in Oldstead; Shaun Rankin at Grantley Hall, one of four restaurants at the hotel. Christopher ...
Today, it’s not really about harvest anymore. If you have to use metaphor to understand this festival, I would say it’s kinda equivalent to the thanks giving, a major festival during the year for families to get-together. We eat mooncakes, drink tea and wine, appreciate the beauty of...