What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved! Were those catfish? Or just purr-maids? Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship? All the sailors were marooned. What are the lowest musical notes in the ocean? Sea bass. Where do whales go when...
When it was restored at the Winchester School of Art’s Textile Conservation Centre in 2007, gunpowder and small holes with charred edges were found on the flag. The Jolly Roger has been loaned to the museum by its current owner Pamela Curry, a descendant of Lt Curry. The Jolly Roger is ...
It was a Fanta sea! Did you hear about the blue sailboat that hit the red one? They were marooned! Apple is making a new line of pirate ships They’re calling it the iAye! How do you know when a boat is feeling affectionate? When it hugs the shore! I went to the Black Friday ...
The boy is astonished, “Oh boy, you can lose an eye from that?!” The pirate shrugs, “Not normally, but I’ve only had the hook for about a day when that happened.” How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? -
Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired!#dadjokes — 𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔡 (@bpridgeo)May 22, 2022 Dad Jokes: I decided to sell my vacuum. It was collecting dust. I had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was really more of a Fanta Sea.#da...
A destitute man is walking the streets looking for a job. Eventually, he comes to a brothel with a "Help Wanted!" sign in the window. He walks in and asks the manager about the job offer in the window. The manager says, "well we need a bookkeeper at this here establishment, so, ...
Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools. Hawaii **IS** the early warning system. Score: 37318 Share: Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ...
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