There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two. You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have...
She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? And that, my friend, is the sad definition of 'OLD'! --- My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. --- Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat until the wrinkles...
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Joke: 89-year-old Bob was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Bob replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The office...
When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, … Read more Categories People Jokes Tags Old Age Jokes, Problem Jokes Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered 2 drinks October 15, ...
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. Our parents were never our age. Out of Mind — Back in 5 minutes. Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized. ...
204. Did you hear the jokes about the fungus? You wont like it, but it might grow on you! 205. How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? EXFOLIATE! 206. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves!