The nice thing about being senile You are always meeting new friends! Do you know the four signs of growing old? First, forgetting names. Second, forgetting faces. Third, forgetting to zip up and fourth, forgetting to zip down. You might be getting old if... ...
This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
Well, an example — the smartest kid in my school arrived one day and announced that, after an intense two-week effort, he had memorized the capitals of all 48 states (yes, I really am that old). "Test me," he challenged. So I asked, "What's the capital of Wyoming?" He began ...
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig." - Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they ...
My grandma was talking about the good old days and said, “In my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and, We grew up with nothing but we were happy”I replied, “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you, but you grew up with nothing because you kept ...
Did you hear the gardener's joke about the old oak tree? It's acorny one! The Old Hunting Story One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the ...
*Old lady: Boy, would you help me across the street? Boy: Sure, but wouldn't it be easier if I just helped you right here? *Doctor: You are coughing more easily this morning. Patient: I should. I've been practicing all night!
Old Gentleman or Newborn Baby? Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, ‘Earl, I’m 81 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’ ...
And on the image, she makes a joke about being single:"My Valentine's Day playlist: Self-Love Don't Cost A Thing", and links to a playlist onSpotify, a great Valentine's Day gift for all her followers. Supportive queen! Shakira ' s Grammy performance gets JLo's seal of approval ...
she was about___. A.56 years oldB.46 years oldC.36 years oldD.26 years old 2Sound Effects (打鼾的人) have always been made jokes. In cartoons,their nasal roar 1ifts the roof off houses. In situation comedies,there’s the wife who rolls her eves at her snoring bedmate. But ...