Things You Will Never Hear a Father SayYour mother and I are going away for the weekend. Why don’t you invite a dozen friends around for a party?You know darling daughter, now that you’re fourteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
Amusing Things You Will Never Hear a Woman Say About Golf I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Listen, I make enough money for both of us. Why don’t you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a 5 or 6? I’d rather...
Manager:“We did better than that. When she complained and mentioned your name I told her that you’d died in a tragic accident last week.” Coworker:“You should have seen her face…” I haven’t seen that customer since, but if I ever do I’ll be sure to wail a little… 0 Be...
of course, we are all about the Fringe. Anyway, enough of that, first up we have a revival of the rather good David Greig’s ‘Outlying Islands’, which you have surely heard of even if you haven’t seen it.
‘Well, I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!’ Said the farmer. Zeb could not resist enquiring, ‘How did the turkey meat taste?’. ‘I don’t know, ‘said the farmer, ‘I haven’t caught the bird yet!’ A Curious Thanksgiving Story The minister of the church ...