“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” George Burns I feel about aging the way William Saroyan said he felt about death: ‘Everybody has to do it,’ but I always believed an exception would be made in my case. Martha Beck “Today is the oldest you’v...
Remember when all that mattered was looking good for the other people on the beach? Now all you worry about is melanoma. Hello, old age! 18. I need a nap. viapostize Maybe you gave up on partying years ago, and simply enjoy staying home. But instead of doing things like working, ga...
210. “Good things come to those who initiate.”– Susan RoAne Funny inspirational quotes to lift your mood 211. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.” -Benjamin Franklin 212. “If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a...
67. “The good thing about getting older is if you don’t want to do something you can say, I’m too old to do that!”— Kate Summers 68. “As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames.”— Chaka Khan 69. “...
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza "When you’re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David "The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit...
When Simba realizes that life is not just about easy-living, he must face his villainous uncle Scar, and reclaim his rightful place as king. It's a classic story of good versus evil that adults can really sink their teeth into. Released: 1994 Dig Deeper 13 Messed Up Things You Never ...
“38. A bestfriend’s someone who when you show up at their door with a dead body they saynothing, grab a shovel and follow you. “39. Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.” “40.Happybirthday!”...
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Bob Hope Quotes About Funny The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles. —Bob Hope 50 The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. —Bob Hope ...
About a month ago iFunny just stopped working, very likely due to them cutting off old version support. I had heard so many bad things about new updates so I downloaded this version instead just in case the updates were *that* awful. Immediately after 1 post I was hit with a double ...