Remember when all that mattered was looking good for the other people on the beach? Now all you worry about is melanoma. Hello, old age! 18. I need a nap. viapostize Maybe you gave up on partying years ago, and simply enjoy staying home. But instead of doing things like working, ga...
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” Woody Allen “It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney “You know you’...
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342. “It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.”– Rose MacAulay 343. “A laugh is a smile that bursts.”– Mary H. Waldrip 344. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.”–Maya Angelou 345. “Some people die...
45 Really Funny Memes About Getting Drunk People try their hardest to be funny in front of other people. However, for those who are drunk, being funny becomes effortless. When you get drunk, there is no holding back. You get to do stupid things and get away with it just because you ...
But some things are out of our control So forget the birthday and focus on your goal Life is too short to regret Or waste our time and sit and fret. Celebrate your birthday this day Be happy in every way Don't let age get to you ...
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Funny Poem About Giving Up Things As You Age I wrote this poem because my whole life I loved my high heels. Getting older, they are now a thing of the past. Just putting some humor in something that as a young woman had such great importance to me. Featured Shared Story No Stories ...
1. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”– Bob Hope You will also enjoy our article onfunny inspirational quotes. 2. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”–Woody Allen ...
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