"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."聽 Norman Wisdom You can't help feeling bewildered every time another birthday lunges at you after all, you still feel like the proverbial spring chicken. And yet there are un...
Nostalgia is inevitable when you start getting older. Life was so much easier back when you were a kid! 2. Oh, I’m still young. viaReddit When we were young, we couldn’t wait to get old enough to do the things adults do. Now that we are adults, however, we just wish we could...
When you read through "funny things to say" some things will just stay with you forever and you'll find many situations in life where a simple line will turn a boring conversation around or simply save the day for someone else! Graffiti Wall Frame- Also called "THE WALL" More about The...
Hilarious show - one of the best things on Adult Swim! The other commenters don't know what they're talking about. Added 12 years ago by guest, -1 points Terrible show!! Added 13 years ago by guest, -7 points retarded and disgusting Added 13 years ago by guest, -8 points Not...
The older you get, the older you want to get.- Ralph Waldo Emerson Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man... living in the sky. Who watches everything you doevery minute of every day. And the invisible manhas a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you ...
Stop craving things you can’t have. It will only make you miserable. Cherish what you DO have. Time does go faster as you get older. Never stop learning. You don’t know it all and you never will. You’ll never know if the best is yet to come, so enjoy each glorious/horrible/...
These are problems women have because of their boobs and the things their boobs do. First off, as you can see, breasts cause keyboarding mistakes I was in the bank taking care of my business (doing it in more ways than one, because she had a rack on her, so I had to take care ...
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By the time Buddy was five months old, I had learned that just when you think the sleepless nights and endless crying were never going to stop, they do. Things seemed to be getting easier. (Looking back, I realize how simple caring for just one child was) Wifey and I were finding our...