Funny Marriage Quotes and SayingsMarriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck I love being married. It's great to find that one special person who you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rudner ...
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“You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”–David Bowie 24. This apt metaphor. “Yes, to the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriag...
Funny Sayings about Life Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. - Walter Kerr Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up els...
32. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”– Rita Rudner 33. “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”– Abraham Lincoln ...
10 Witty Sayings ♥“Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it… Good times…” ♥“Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at rat snitch brian the good-time ruiner.” ...
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Funny Sayings about Love Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. ...