The wording on yourwedding invitationcan be a fantastic place to showcase your sense of humor. Here are some ideas to consider: Straightforward and Sassy:“We’re getting married. And yes, you’re invited.” Pop Culture References:“We’re tying the knot, and it’s going to be out of ...
Funny how the dialogue changes between adults after having a baby, especially when they’re “debating” an issue. You can say anything you want as long as you say it in baby voice. As if the baby’s saying it, not you. “Mommy was snorwing weal loud wast night.” Or, “It’d b...
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Even so, my spirits heightened whenever I felt in my pocket the key to this apartment; with all its gloom, it still was a place of my own, the first, and my books were there, and jars of pencils to sharpen, everything I needed, so I felt, to become the writer I wanted to be....
Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes. Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours. Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house. Bottle-feed...
29. People saynothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”– A.A. Milne 30. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”–Benjamin Franklin Funny Inspirational quotes for life 31. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”–Mae West ...
Feeling emboldened, the rope tied himself up in various ways and pulled his ends apart until they were poofy. He was nearly unrecognizable. He walked back to the bar and confidently through the door. The bartender peered at him with narrowed eyes. “Hey,” he said suspiciously, “aren’t...
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”–Zsa Zsa Gabor “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” “Below is a list of ways to win an argument with your wife……….empty not found.” “I haven...
Don’t remarry or otherwise try to rebuild your prior lifestyle. Engage the new life and do as much as possible in new ways and different ways. If you justmustremarry, do not imagine the new married life will beanything likeyour prior lifestyle.ENGAGE CHANGEand build an entirely new out...
Even if you can’t have a conversation with a native speaker, you can still find ways to hear these phrases from your home, whether it’s listening to Spanish music, watching Spanish movies or reading Spanish books. Learning programs such asFluentUare a great option to practice this as wel...