making a toast or as funny engagement quotes for cards. Some of these quotes are silly, some are sweet, while others are a bit sarcastic. Humor is helpful on so many levels, especially for the newly engaged couple. Here you will find the most hilarious 1) general...
“I met some chess players in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they were. It was chess nuts bragging in an open foyer.” — porichoygupto, I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are. Tagged: Funny Quotes, Funny Jokes,...
Read these funny love quotes that will crack you up. Funny Love Quotes Love is something very important in someone's life, but we can't forget about humor. Moments feel more special when you remember them with a laugh.Laughing and having fun with your partner will make your relationship st...
Funny Quotes about Life and Love A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is a wonderful institution, but...
Marriage Quotes About Commitment “Don’t ever stop dating your wife and don’t ever stop flirting with your husband.”—Unknown “Marriage stands the test of times when both you and your spouse work towards making things better. And we are tested the most when we face adversities. If you...
Funny Motivational Quotes About Life To Show You Sense 416. “A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.”— Oscar Wilde 417. “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”— George Will ...
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore. Funny Love Quotes about Relationships Let's face it, relationships aren't all sunshine and rainbows, and these...
‘I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.’ Sam Kinison ‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’ James Holt McGavran ‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the secon...
Funny kids, funny kid sayings and humorous quotes. It’ll have you admitting kids say the darndest things. The fresh and original humor of little folks is almost always unconscious, unrehearsed and uttered without regard to effect. And usually mercilessly honest. A treat, nonetheless, to every...
Funny Quotes About Life “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”―Tina Fey, “Bossypants” “Reality continues to ruin my life.”― Bill Watterson, “The Complete Calvin and Hobbes” ...