He thanks the bride and bridegroom on behalf of the bridesmaids and himself for asking them to be part of their special day and for the gifts they have received and then he reads out telegrams, cards, e-mails, or other messages from friends and relatives who couldn’t be at the wedding...
Unfortunately, there were some wonderful poems which I couldn’t include because they didn’t meet the strict haiku rhythm criteria in my Competition Rules (5 beats, 7 beats, 5 beats). I was looking for proper haiku structure; beautiful imagery; great vocabulary; excellent spelling and original...
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue: 60+ Sweet, Silly & Savage Poems Funny Text Jokes: 45 Short & Hilarious Jokes to Send Your Friends The Best Dating Jokes: Puns, Knock Knock Jokes, and More 100+ Dry & Sarcastic Jokes for Anyone with a Deadpan Sense of Humor 105+ Rizz Jokes, Pun...
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue: 60+ Sweet, Silly & Savage Poems The Best Dating Jokes: Puns, Knock Knock Jokes, and More 100+ Dry & Sarcastic Jokes for Anyone with a Deadpan Sense of Humor Funny Text Jokes: 45 Short & Hilarious Jokes to Send Your Friends 105+ Rizz Jokes, Pun...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...