Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night! Are you talkin’ to me? Show me the money! Houston, we have a problem. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. Round up the usual suspects. I’m as mad as...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
Now that they are both in high school, they are no longer eligible to enter my Clever Competitions, but they still sent me some poems about a Martian Christmas! I thought they were so good that you all might want to read them! Here they are:...
there was a farm with happy, smelly cattle, a dirty pig and some noisy chickens. The farmer never bothered to go outside and look after his animals as he hated the wind and the cold. The farmer never noticed that other animals came to the farm because he was fastidious and was always ...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...