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Roses are redViolets are blueHe’s in love with me,And not exactly for you.And if you take my place,I’ll take my plate and smash your face.(Unknown) Your beauty is so bright,Your eyes shine like the twilight.Your lips are so sweet,To kiss them would be a treat.I still can’...
Joke: What are the wolf’s favourite days of the year? ¡sʎɐp-ᴉ-lʍoɥ ǝɥʇPosted in A Rainbow of Poems, Funny Poem a Day A Rainbow of Poems – Red, by Neal Zetter Posted on April 14, 2020 This is Lola as a puppy on the red bean bag, with her favouri...
which we can then admire on your profiles together with great pictures. If you are also looking for captions for offline events, have a look at our party captions and poems to celebrate. Have fun with your posting!
39. Roses are red, beer is great, poems are hard… BEER! 40. I will never drink again (image of Dory from “Finding Nemo”), oh look! Fireball! 41. Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it’s li...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
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Mum encouraged me and sent some of my poems off to The Western Producer. One of those poems was published and she kept a copy in one of her scrapbooks. Then it was a long time before I published anything else. Once the kids were away to university, you’d have thought, here was my...
Roses are red, / Poems are quoted. / You wrote about love, / and your post was promoted! Not yet earned Sucker For Love You love all things about love, and we can't blame you. We can't give you a little kiss, so here's a trophy for getting 5 posts promoted instead. Not yet...
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