“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”—Bill Gates “I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.”—Ouiser Boudreaux,Steel Magnolias “I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my clos...
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?” The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me.” Police Joke 42 Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia...
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview:"What is cyclone" Santa:"It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" Interviewer:What is a skeleton? Santa:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!! MD:I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs. Santa:Oh, ...
Or perhaps in a newspaper, you have come across an appropriate name that matches the type of job the person has. For example, an editor of the Christian Science Monitor had the name of Silence Bellows. Name and Job Guy and Will have researched some more which may make you smile. Where ...
arrested and thrown in jail. He had fought in the war, was a hardcore fighter, had faced life-and-death situations, and was frantically desperate to be arrested rather than face any more of Grandma’s wrath. My grandma was the only thing in this world that my uncle was truly afraid of...
In a recent poll held in the USA, American men and women were asked if they would marry the same person if they had it to do all over again.80% of the men responded that they would marry the same woman.Interestingly, only 50% of the women responded that they would marry the same ...
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P.S. Bill Gates dropped out of college, so he won’t pay for your children to go. The Nigerian oil claim is a hoax. There is no such thing as a $250 cookie recipe. Martha Stewart is still in jail and Oprah isn’t eating this year. ...
SAG still far apart with industry on AI protections, Ubisoft, Blizzcon is back in person, next gen Xbox news, Indiana Jones coming to PS5, Discord looking into an IPO, Space Ghost actor dies, MS shutting down Skype, Reacher season 3, Ubisoft could sell of Assassin’s Creed and the Power...