"My dad was working late, so my sister and I invited these two guys over to hook up. But my dad came home early, so we sent the guys running outside down the back porch steps. They knocked over a white paint can, spilling it on the ground and leaving footprints. The next day, ...
terribly pious. He'd look like a monk if it weren't for the gold teeth; he says he prays for me every night. Of course he was never my lover; as far as that goes, I never knew him until he was already in jail. But I adore him now, after all I've ...
- Katarina: I don't have anyone in importance and I'm not a man so I can't say something. - McGee: But... you... Katarina... You just idiot! There are so many people that wish be with you but you just stupid to notice this! - Katarina: Hmm... I think they just want...
A person isn't considered insane if there are a number of people who believe the same way. Insanity isn't supposed to be a communicable disease. If one other person starts to believe him, or maybe two or three, then it's a religion. —Robert M. Pirsig 113 There are two ways of wa...
Other things we do because we have to do them, but if someone – a parent, the government, society – was not forcing us to do so, under penalty of fees, imprisonment or being grounded – we would not do them. The looming threat of jail or going to bed without supper or being ...
It's comical that this requires an explanation and a regulation, but here we are. Friends, Oregon lawmakers have outlawed your sink and toilet climbing ways! If you're restless in the restroom, walk it off or take a cold shower when you get home. ...
“This morning, I used the water for cooking, But now I have to go home and throw it all away. I asked if we could bathe, the people in charge said better not. When I found out, I thought it was horrific.” Another resident was resigned to what has happened. She said: “I’m...
These are problems women have because of their boobs and the things their boobs do. First off, as you can see, breasts cause keyboarding mistakes I was in the bank taking care of my business (doing it in more ways than one, because she had a rack on her, so I had to take care ...
I don’t like the buddy zone. What have I done wrong? Perhaps we do not see ourselves as highly brave, but the real reality is that life needs us in many numerous ways to be courageous and daring. There is a type of psychological strength without which we cannot recognize anything. As...
Anyway, I’ve never been one of those people who needs to have a Costco membership so I can stock up on stuff ahead of time. I don’t feel the need to purchase a hundred roll package of toilet paper like the rest of these suburbanites who hoard shit because they believe the end of...