Doctor:“So did I. [My Name], we donotthrow our meds.” *Hands the bottle back to me* “We need that until our surgery, darlin’!”*Points at Ratched*“Out.” While I was recovering from my surgery, Sunshine came up and told me Ratched was doing unit secretary work while she att...
There is a Zulu tradition to name children after events that occur near their birth – fair enough. However, Will and Guy pity these poor children who have been given these unfortunate names following the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Coach Sibise, Stadium Gumbi, Tickets Ngubane, Kick-off...
Dan arrives at the private hospital in Mérida, Yucatán, Mexico, and is rushed in quickly for surgery after his appalling car crash. The operation goes well and, as Dan regains consciousness, he is reassured by a nun, Sister Mary, who is waiting by his bed. Now, Dan, you’re going ...
When a cop and his canine are injured, they undergo surgery but the only way to save them is to create Dog Man! This part-canine, part-human creation feels the push and pull of his instincts from both his natures. Pilkey has said many times that he writes books that fulfill kids' ne...
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After all the tests were completed, he announced me I was in excellent shape for surgery, I added, “..also, in excellent shape to hit the disco tonight for some action, right Doc?” Not my best joke. “Actually,” he said, “We won’t know about the full STD results for three ...