My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgu...
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Do those around you a favor and pour them a glass and share a few quotes because it’s always more fun to laugh and drink with friends. Just remember to enjoy “with moderation” as mentioned above. Did you enjoy thesefunny winequotes and sayings? Which of the quotes is your favorite?
Trick or Drink Halloween... I'm Just Here... Drunk Wives Matter T... Waffle House When You... Sotally Tober - Funny Drinking... Drunkest Bunch of Assholes... Is it too early... Looks like I may... Wine glass santa hat... Finding Vino - Funny Wine... I don...
‘this drink’s on me.’ More Funny Irish Toasts And Drinking Quotes? OC Vectors,ModestPudding,AlLes Do you know a few funny Irish toasts or St. Patrick’s Day toasts not on this list? Please share your favorite funny Irish sayings about drinking in the comments and we will add them to...
Strain the drink into a martini glass. To create the eyeballs, peel 1 radish per glass and leave some red skin to form veins. Hollow out the center of radish and place a small blueberry to form the eye. Serve eyeball floating or on a drink skewer. A Blue Satan Guy thinks this is ...
“People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.”— Sophia Petrillo, “The Golden Girls” “Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.”— Bo Bennett ...
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”— Rodney Dangerfield “If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”— Fran Lebowitz ...
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At a Sante Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait. In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. ...