My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgu...
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Do those around you a favor and pour them a glass and share a few quotes because it’s always more fun to laugh and drink with friends. Just remember to enjoy “with moderation” as mentioned above. Did you enjoy thesefunny winequotes and sayings? Which of the quotes is your favorite?
Trick or Drink Halloween... I'm Just Here... Drunk Wives Matter T... Waffle House When You... Sotally Tober - Funny Drinking... Drunkest Bunch of Assholes... Is it too early... Looks like I may... Wine glass santa hat... Finding Vino - Funny Wine... I don...
‘this drink’s on me.’ More Funny Irish Toasts And Drinking Quotes? OC Vectors,ModestPudding,AlLes Do you know a few funny Irish toasts or St. Patrick’s Day toasts not on this list? Please share your favorite funny Irish sayings about drinking in the comments and we will add them to...
At a Sante Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait. In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. ...
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”–Rodney Dangerfield “My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons. Unfortunately I stll haven’t been able to find the ‘mute’ button.” ...
A precipitation of cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes will make the plates slippery. You may also experience a gentle drizzle from the gravy boat. This should also be accompanied by a heavy fall of a lighter liquid into your wine glass. ...
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221. “I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn’t see the point.”― Barry White 222. “I’m The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana’s” ― Tauase Segi Which of thesefunny yearbookquotes and sayings resonated with you best?