These glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions! Douglas P. Great Conversation Piece These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these ma...
These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As I’ve Matured… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do ...
The best funny shirt sayings are the ones that make people do a double-take. Think “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right,” or “Coffee: Because adulting is hard.” Whether it’s sarcastic, punny, or just plain weird, if it makes you laugh, it’s a winner. Wh...
38. “I like your outfit, too, except when I dress up as a frigid b…h, I try not to look so constipated.”—Legally Blonde 39. “I’m in a glass case of emotion.”— Anchorman 40. “Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner!”—Napoleon Dynamite Funny Movie Quotes From Movies...
Strain the drink into a martini glass. To create the eyeballs, peel 1 radish per glass and leave some red skin to form veins. Hollow out the center of radish and place a small blueberry to form the eye. Serve eyeball floating or on a drink skewer. A Blue Satan Guy thinks this is ...
“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”— Pauline Thomason “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”— George Burns “Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.”― P.J. O’Rourke, “All the Tr...
I hope you will enjoy my lesson in Australian Slang, Expressions, Insults and Sayings! Hey, even I don’t understand some of these, and I use these expressions all of the time! It’s like my Australian Slang Dictionary! Australian Slang is just another product of the colonisation of the ...
Idioms And Sayings About Animals Idiom/Saying Explanation To haveantsin your pants. For example:- There's a test tomorrow, and he can't concentrate or keep still. He looks like he's got ants in his pants. To be unable to keep still because you are very excited or worried about ...
not only you, but all of life itself isn't even close to a cosmic blink of an eye. if you measure the lifetime of the universe from it's beginning to the apparition of a black hole to a 24 hour day, the time interval where life is possible is smaller than the Planck time, ...
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.Eduardo Galeano Story writers say that love is concerned only with young people and the excitement and glamour of romance end at the alter. How blind they are. The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories...