My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgu...
weekend long. Disney has long built an empire of partnerships, meaning everything from face masks to wine glasses and shot glasses is fair game for this bachelorette party idea. So throw on a princess-themed shirt, pour some wine in a Cinderella glass, and turn on your favorite Disney ...
This is why we have stayed with this long list of witty sayings and comedian jokes. A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. A poet can survive everything but a misprint. I am not young enough to know everything. I have the simplest ...
Love Quotes and Beautiful Sayings Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note is for the woman I love and the second, is for my best friend. True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you...
A man walks into the dentist’s office and after the dentist examines him, he says, “that tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.” The man grabs the dentist’s arm, “no way. I hate needles I’m not having an...
Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of ...
22 Famous Sayings With Weird Origins You Might Not Know From literary to nautical, these sayings have a rich history! Jeremy Hayes 25 Screenshots Of People Oversharing (Or Lying) About Their Sex Lives Some things can (and should) be kept to ourselves. Christopher Hudspeth Are These Item...
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.Anon. Amusing Thanksgiving Quotations From The Famous Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. ...
Love Quotes and Beautiful Sayings Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note is for the woman I love and the second, is for my best friend. True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you...