with the belldanglingunder her neck, followed the three men. When they reached the stairs of their office though, she stopped abruptly. The office assistant and the cleaner began pushing her. ‘What’s going on?’
52. Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder. 53. What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian. 54. Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way! 55. What do you call a cow with a ...
At the end of the joke, all those that have heard the entire story and punchline must make a check against their INT, with reverse modifiers applying, difficulty 11. If the recipient fails the roll, they will fall to the ground in uncontrollable laughter and suffer a physical wound for ...
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CJ smiled at the small joke. “Thanks, I will.” She turned back to Laurie, who was waiting patiently with CJ’s paperwork. “Is cash okay?” CJ asked. “It certainly is,” Laurie said brightly. They made polite chitchat while Laurie processed the transaction and offered further directions...
With his three-cornered velper and his greasy balls to rodger! Why did I not yield up my charms to Xenophon's embraces? As I have had the chance to do at divers times and places? Why not have given up my wealth of callipygous treasure ...
But not hers. A dream man would be a forever man. A man she could talk to about her day, about her bulls, about her concerns. A man she could joke with, who would work with her on the ranch, who’d massage her lower back and legs when they ached in winter. A man who would ...
shrimper that had been outfitted with sonar, radar, and quite a lot of very expensive navigational equipment, all of which would break down during the voyage. After their first day out the crew started calling the ship theAggie, as if that were the kind of joke she had turned out to ...
No joke there. To hear him play is unbelievable. I first met BJ at a gig where he was friends with a pedal steel guitar player, who was also a friend of mine, who I used to play music with. I do a radio show called‘Country Hayride’on NTS and we had BJ in to just talk abou...
joke about it, but I seriously have a disadvantage, especially in mounted shooting where I have to shoot with one hand duelist style. I am only able to wrap my middle finger around the gun and I can barely reach the hammer. This was a big problem for me and really affected my gun ...