What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef. Cow Jokes 10 What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world! Cow Jokes 11 What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. Cow Jokes 12 What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
’‘Here in the lobby.’ The managing director stepped out of his room. A cow stood in the lobby looking at him with bigmoisteyes. ‘What is this nonsense? Is this a joke, Mr Pestonjee?’ ‘No, sir. I go...
68. What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? An udder failure. 69. My butcher gave me beef from a female cow. I said, “I believe this is a Miss Steak.” 70. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.71. If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what...
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Billy frowned at him. “You telling me you’re really cool with this?” His tone said he thought Jesse was mad, as well as some kind of traitor to his gender. “I don’t care what a rider’s got between his or her legs—if they can last eight seconds, I’ll compete against ’...
A cowboy, but like…with a job. So he’s going to need to draw up on Saturday or Sunday. Okay, entry lady? Wild Ride [wahyld rahyd] noun A costumed—and often alcohol-induced—side competition at some rodeos. See professional cowboys let it hang loose in animal suits, dresses, an...
She didn’t deny that. “I understand all your reasons, but you still don’t strike me as the kind of man who would resort to an ad no matter what your reasons are. It doesn’t seem to go hand in hand with a full-on Stetson and the Cowboy Code outfit you have down to the sh...
10 $1350 Killing Joke 1.3 Skill Options and Elaborations Languages "A shprakh iz a dialekt mit an armey un flot" "A language is a dialect with an army and navy" -- popularised by Max Weinreich In the core rules the language skill is treated as a knowledge skill with required specialisa...
shrimper that had been outfitted with sonar, radar, and quite a lot of very expensive navigational equipment, all of which would break down during the voyage. After their first day out the crew started calling the ship theAggie, as if that were the kind of joke she had turned out to ...
As she lay legs outstretched on her sumptuous bed, While I, an imptuous horny young varlet, Drove my dink to the hub in her spoiled maidenhead; With her musk and her smile and her very bad grammar She had cast over me quite a Paphian spell, ...