短英语笑话大全爆笑一：Bishop Creighton 克莱顿主教 Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.Can't you reach up so high? queried the Bishop kindly
短幽默英语笑话一：Bad Stomach A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and ...
“小女孩回答说。 简短爆笑英语笑话 10 One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I dont mi...
Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write! 英语小笑话: What kind of school do giraffes like to go? Only the High school! 英语小笑话: Why the letter B is sitting so cool? Because it is in between A and C! 英语小笑话: Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapp...
简短的英语笑话 1 These Are My Jeans! After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself---especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans...
20篇简短英语笑话 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 4. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
20个英语笑话爆笑超短 1.Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!2.I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.3.What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?Nothing, it just let out a little wine.4.How does a penguin build its house?...
20个英语笑话爆笑超短篇一 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope ...
短的英语笑话故事 篇13 After my husband,John,and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska,our new friends,proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads,teased us about the Mid-west's dull,flat,treeless land. When my parents,Nebraska farmers,visited us,I asked them about their trip. ...