短英语笑话大全爆笑一：Bishop Creighton 克莱顿主教 Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.Can't you reach up so high? queried the Bishop kindly
短幽默英语笑话一：Bad Stomach A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and ...
Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write! 英语小笑话: What kind of school do giraffes like to go? Only the High school! 英语小笑话: Why the letter B is sitting so cool? Because it is in between A and C! 英语小笑话: Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapp...
简短的英语笑话 1 These Are My Jeans! After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself---especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans...
简短爆笑英语笑话(精选11篇) 要是有一则笑话解决不了的事,那就两则笑话,看笑话,能让我们变得开心,以下是小编精心整理的简短爆笑英语笑话(精选11篇),欢迎大家分享。 简短爆笑英语笑话 1 Jimmy is three years old. 吉米3岁了。 One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly...
英语短笑话带翻译 1. Why did the bicycle fall over? 因为它是两个轮子。 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. 2. What did one wall say to the other wall? 见你明天。 What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. 3. What do you ...
20篇简短英语笑话 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 4. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
短的英语笑话故事 篇11 I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble. One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked ...
轻松幽默英语校园短笑话，你能Get到笑点吗？What tense? 什么时态 An English teacher asked the students,“What tense is it when I say‘I＇m pretty’The students answered,“Past tense. ”英语老师问学生：“当我说‘我很漂亮 ＇的时候，是什么时态？”学生们回答：“过去时。”注：tense n. 时态 adj...