很短的英语小笑话篇一 英语口语居然被人翻译成四川话... ... 1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦? 2.Dude.哥佬倌 3.Long time no see.死哪儿切 了喃?那么久没qio到你了。 4.What?啥子喃? 5.Don"t worry。虚啥子啊虚。 6.What do you want?你要爪子嘛? 7.I can not hold no longer.老子...
很短的英语小笑话篇一 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼:他...
很短的英语小笑话篇一 英语口语居然被人翻译成四川话... 1.Areyoukiddingme?你豁老子哦? 2.Dude.哥佬倌 3.Longtimenosee.死哪儿切了喃?那么久没qio到你了。 4.what?啥子喃? 5.Don"tworry。虚啥子啊虚。 6.whatdoyouwant?你要爪子嘛? 7.Icannotholdnolonger.老子遭不住了。 8.stupid.瓜娃子。 9....
英语小笑话 Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I ve got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven t. I ve just dropped it. 凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗? 妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀? 凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶。 妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。 凯特:不...
笑话英语圣徒parrot鹦鹉茶壶 英语小笑话(很短的)英语小笑话 英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。
很短的英语小笑话篇1 gotta have faith 要有信念 the is a story about a monastery in europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air. 有个关于在 欧洲座落于高空好几百英尺悬涯高处的修道院故事。 the only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was ...
Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared ...
英语小笑话(很短的)如下：1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位...
英语小笑话一定要短,因为长只有9厘米,宽只有4.5厘米,只有四行,还要带翻译的,如果实在没这么短的,那么我还有一个格子也可以写,跟那个一样,不过比它小很多.如果可以顺便也给我带个英语绕口令,也要短的,跟前两个标准一样,要带翻译,不够可以加悬赏,谢谢