英语笑话一:Is he dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life. Cheerfully, his friend pointed ...
北京市简单易懂的爆笑英语幽默段子 云老师 12-02 02:171. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 翻译:为什么科学家不相信原子?因为它们组成了一切。 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 翻译:我曾经是个面包师,但我赚不了足够的钱。 3. Di...
这些段子既能帮助理解英语语言特点,又能提升学习趣味性,适合教学或日常交流使用。 1. 数字与发音的双关笑话 英文:Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. 翻译:为什么6害怕7?因为7“吃”了9。 解析:利用数字8的英文发音“eight”与动词“ate”(吃)同音,同时6倒转...
Jainal大叔：他只有四个手指，你怎么关心穿衣服的事？Xavier大叔：拜托，他的头都没地放脑子，你怎么关...
经典英语段子 大全 1:when tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more importantin ur memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. this is nota train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. it isthe truth that we’ve all ...
关于经典英语小笑话段子篇一 My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning. Mom, who dislikes the task,stated in a matter-of-fact way,”Oh,I'm giving it up. I'm going to let the dirt build up. Then I'll call the police, report a burglary, and let them come ...
以下是为您整理的让人捧腹的搞笑英语段子: 1. One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to ...
【英语】 77句超唯..镇楼- -1 我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie.
幽默英语笑话小段子 1 1、"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?" "Yes, Mum." "Your handwriting seems very large." "Well, Grandpas deaf, so Im writing very loud." “你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗?” ...