1、Moving forward can’t go through the distance, going backward can’t walk out thememory. 前进走不完距离,后退走不出回忆。 2、Perhaps nothing is the best comfort, maybe the memory is the best ending, 3、a fool also is sam
英语幽默短笑话1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let"s watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 英语幽默短笑话2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A...
『2013.7.2』..1 我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie.
汉化英语搞笑段子以下是一些汉化英语搞笑段子,希望能为您带来快乐: 1. "Tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato…" - 这句话的意思是“西红柿,西红柿,西红柿,西红柿,西红柿,西红柿,西红柿,西红柿…”,但是听起来就像是“Tomato phone, tomato phone, tomato phone…”,于是就变成了“番茄...
1、听力说太快，才开始听就结束，听力是纽约六环的鸟念的吗?我听力只能分辨出男女声!2、朕高三为英语打下的江山呢?!3、我四级过了……把瘾。4、收卷的时候转头过来抄我选择的那个学妹，学长想告诉你，咱俩不是一套卷，而且学长已经是第三次考了。5、考四六级就像逛海澜之家，一年逛两次，每次都有新感觉...
搞笑段子.mp3音频:00:0008:24 1 Good Fortune, Bad Fortune 第一单元 好运和霉运 A frog goes to have his fortune told. 有只青蛙跑去算命。 The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, 算命师看着他小小的有蹼手掌说道: ...
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。 Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you ...
超简短的英语笑话段子(一) 顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的...
1. Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。2. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。3. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, "Go home and get the umbrella."于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的...