简单搞笑的英语小故事篇1 Covers: Forget about the past,you cant change it.Forget about the future,you cant predict it。 封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。 Inside: Forget about the present,I didnt buy you one。 内文:忘记现在,因为我没有给你买生日礼物。 简单搞笑的英语小故事篇...
篇1:英语搞笑小故事带翻译 A Woodman came into a forest to ask the Trees to give him a handle for Ax. It seemed so modest a request that the principal tree at once agreed to it, and it was settled among them that the plain, homely Ash should furnish what was wanted. No sooner had ...
英语搞笑小故事以下是四个幽默有趣的英语小故事,结合了意外反转和轻松笑点,适合用于英语学习或放松心情: 一、The Long and Short of It(身高差异的真相) 情节:一个小女孩翻看祖母的老照片时,发现祖母比祖父高五英寸,便问:“您怎么会爱上一个矮个子?”祖母笑着回答:“我们是坐着相爱...
英语笑话故事短文 篇1 The Reason For Not Going Fishing Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well,I was going to fishing,but my dad wouldn’t let me,"said Johnny. “I should think not,”replied the teacher."And did your father ...
搞笑幽默英语小故事1: A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stompedher foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' 一个男人正在除草,听...
英语幽默小故事带翻译 篇1 Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I...
英语搞笑故事一 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail th...
英语幽默小故事16则(带翻译)如下: Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" ...
搞笑英语故事一: No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you...