简单搞笑的英语小故事篇1 Covers: Forget about the past,you cant change it.Forget about the future,you cant predict it。 封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。 Inside: Forget about the present,I didnt buy you one。 内文:忘记现在,因为我没有给你买生日礼物。 简单搞笑的英语小故事篇...
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇一 A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. 新公司开业了,开业典礼上,经理的一个朋友送他一个花篮。 They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,... "Rest in Peace." 经理...
搞笑幽默英语小故事1: A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stompedher foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' 一个男人正在除草,听...
本文将分享几个英语搞笑故事,让我们一起在欢笑中学习英语吧! 二、故事1:误会 一个美国人去英国旅游,他看到一家店的招牌上写着“English Breakfast”,便进去点了一份。几分钟后,食物被端了上来,美国人发现这份早餐竟然是一份煎鸡蛋和一份烤香肠。他生气地问店主:“为什么叫English Breakfast,却不是早餐?”店主...
有趣搞笑的英语故事篇一 口干舌燥的乌鸦 There once lived a young crow in the countryside. One summer, there was no rain and it was very hot. The crow was very thirsty, but he couldn't find any water. "How can I survive?" he thought. "I must have water or I'll die!" Just then...
英语搞笑故事一 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail th...
英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇1 A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, lookingunique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she askedgracefully: “Is it pretty?”“Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).”...
英语笑话故事短文 篇1 The Reason For Not Going Fishing Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well,I was going to fishing,but my dad wouldn’t let me,"said Johnny. “I should think not,”replied the teacher."And did your father...
幽默简单英语小故事篇1 "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" “Gerald,”老师问道,“地球的形状是什么样的?” "It's round," answered Gerald. “是圆的”,Gerald答道。 "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. “你怎么知道它是圆的呢?”老师继续追问...
幽默英语小故事1. Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give...