简单搞笑的英语小故事篇1 Covers: Forget about the past,you cant change it.Forget about the future,you cant predict it。 封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。 Inside: Forget about the present,I didnt buy you one。 内文:忘记现在,因为我没有给你买生日礼物。 简单搞笑的英语小故事篇...
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇一 A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. 新公司开业了,开业典礼上,经理的一个朋友送他一个花篮。 They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,... "Rest in Peace." 经理...
本文将分享几个英语搞笑故事,让我们一起在欢笑中学习英语吧! 二、故事1:误会 一个美国人去英国旅游,他看到一家店的招牌上写着“English Breakfast”,便进去点了一份。几分钟后,食物被端了上来,美国人发现这份早餐竟然是一份煎鸡蛋和一份烤香肠。他生气地问店主:“为什么叫English Breakfast,却不是早餐?”店主...
搞笑幽默英语小故事1: A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stompedher foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' 一个男人正在除草,听...
幽默简单英语小故事篇1 "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" “Gerald,”老师问道,“地球的形状是什么样的?” "It's round," answered Gerald. “是圆的”,Gerald答道。 "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. “你怎么知道它是圆的呢?”老师继续追问...
英语小搞笑故事带翻译 1. The Talking Parrot 会说话的鹦鹉 Once there was a man who owned a talking parrot. This parrot was extremely smart and could talk just like a human. One day, the parrot’s owner decided to take a trip to the store. He asked the parrot, "Can you watch the ...
英语幽默小故事带翻译 篇1 Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I...
英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇1 A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, lookingunique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she askedgracefully: “Is it pretty?”“Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).”...
幽默英语小故事1.Be Carefu... 在小学英语教学期间,英语小故事能够为学生的学习提供良好的背景。幽默英语小故事有哪些呢?本文是我整理的幽默英语小故事16篇,欢迎阅读。 幽默英语小故事1. Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, ...
英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇1 Smaller Fish 小鱼 Two men were in a restaurant and order fish, 有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。 The waiter brought a dish with two fish, 服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子, one larger than the other. 其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。 One of the men said to the other,"Please help...